Q: Who was mankind’s earliest composer?
A: The first caveman who mumble-sang, "Dupe duh dupe duh dupe" (then, sighing with explosive air through lips) "There’s no beer left in the fridge, honey!!!!!"
Q: Who was mankind’s earliest soprano?
A: The first cavewoman who answered back,
"Whatcha lookin’ at me for, boy?! You’re the only one drinks beer around here!"
Q: Who was mankind’s earliest Defense Attorney?
A: The first caveman who answered the soprano, "So??!"
Q: And who was mankind’s first Sentencing Judge?
A: [Soprano voice] "You keep bugging me about this, you don’t get no whoopee for a month!"
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